Pigeon R US

  Congratulations! You’ve invested in solar panels—clean energy, lower electric bills, and a gold star for eco-friendliness. But if pigeons have turned your panels into a five-star rooftop condo, you’re not just harvesting sunlight—you’re also collecting droppings, nesting debris, and an all-access pass to solar sabotage Let’s talk about the unsung hero of solar panel longevity: solar proofing. Because while your panels were designed to harness the sun, they weren’t meant to host a pigeon family reunion.  The Dirty Truth About Rooftop Roommates Pigeons are clever freeloaders. Your solar panels offer warmth, shelter, and a perfect hideaway from predators. What do you get in return? Acidic droppings that corrode surfaces, nests that block ventilation, and noise that can turn your morning coffee into a Hitchcock remake. These birds are persistent, territorial, and surprisingly good at dodging DIY deterrents. And the longer they stay, the more damage they do—not just to your panel...

You hear the soft flutter of wings in the attic. A rhythmic cooing echoes through your ceiling vents. Something that suspiciously resembles confetti—but definitely isn’t—drifts from the rafters. Welcome, dear reader, to the not-so-glamorous world of bird infestation. While pigeons may look charming strutting in the park, they lose all their appeal when they treat your property like a luxury resort with no checkout time. If you’re starting to suspect that your home or business has become a permanent Airbnb for birds, you’re not alone. And we’ve got your back. Here’s how to tell if you’ve got a feathery problem, and more importantly, what to do about it. The Signs of a Bird Infestation (aka “Clue, But With Feathers”) Before you panic or launch a homemade scarecrow army, take a moment to assess the situation. Not every bird that lands on your roof is plotting a hostile takeover, but some definitely are. Watch out for these red flags: Noise, noise, noise. If your mornings sound like you’ve...